Hatred Weasel of Sinfulness

softersynths:

first contact

omg i didn’t tell u all about the mission my parents sent me on to stalk my brother to another state just so I’d be nearby if this guy he was going to meet was a creep??? Nothing happened. I went to the aquarium with the same friend that I forced to watch Black Butler with me and introduced me to the term “muscle mommy” and we hung out until my brother texted me to let me know he was headed home. It was just interesting that I was paid for it. Good day for everybody.

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

What if I told you the sword is really small but the fellow is even smaller

oxfords—notbrogues:

My parents want to kno when I’m gonna get a girlfriend and honestly same????

danielcalmdown:

It’s tru

I think that there’s something about the “otherness” of the supernatural that kind of feels at home with the queer community? But I also think that may affect the way I write them. My supernaturals are all just so “ordinary.” They’re regular people living regular lives, just like you and me uwu

As for Claire, she is tragically heterosexual. She into her boyfriend like that. It’s sad, it’s unfortunate, but it has officially gotten to the point where “It’s very obvious I’m making all of these cute girls and werewolves gay. Better mix it up with a token straightie.” I need u all to understand–I just can’t keep telling on myself like this…

I just remembered that my friend taught me a new term I’d never heard of the other day. I was talking about Dorohedoro and how it’s one of my favourite series and he was like: “Yeah, that makes sense. You’re into muscle mommies, aren’t you?”

Y'all, the needle scratched. First of all, “how do you know I like muscular women?” and apparently, I just have a vibe. He didn’t have any proof or theories. Like have a look that’s like “she’s into that shit” which I find a tad concerning.

The second and most important question was: “What the fuck is a muscle mommy?” The latter was the more difficult question, if you can believe it, because asking it required me to say the term “muscle mommy” out loud and I have never recovered since then.

Apparently it’s just a term for hot, muscular, women, according to him. I will never use this term, thank you, but thanks for educating me, I guess?????